Tiffany Haddish

Susan Silverman.

I bought a microscope.

A microscope?

Yeah, I bought a $359 microscope that took pictures of bacterias and I could upload those bacterias to Google and I could find out exactly what it is.

To me, okay, so in my mind, it was me developing my relationship with God and just seeing all the things he created.

And did you know that some bacterias look just like people?

Yeah, and some of them is ugly as, just ugly.

And I'm like, oh God, God, I see what you was doing.

This guy's a bacteria like this, right?

Like this candida.

I know that I'm just hearing about all this stuff got that like that's why I like swimming with sharks and stuff because you see all the plant life and animal life down there you just like look how creative he is he's so creative that could be your last thought just before one of those sharks eats you I know I know right you know let's see here go the thing sharks don't really like people like that that's why they bite them and spit them out because we too acidic so as long as I keep drinking soda girl I'm good

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

I thought it was going to be something else.

I'm like... I know, I know.

Boy strips?

I don't like the boy strip clothes.

Family show.

Let's go.

Well, I would like it to be C, but I feel like it's, especially when Barbie came out and all of that, around the time, I would go with A. You're going to go with the beautiful wife of an ugly bricklayer?