Tig Notaro

All three are dead.

Well, I had a stepfather that raised me. Okay. And in fact, not only is he dead, but... He's not coming back. He has no way back to town. A couple of years ago when he died and we were having his funeral in Mississippi, it was an outdoor burial. And we were talking to the priest was saying, how do you want to do this? It's more casual outside. I said, well, I was going to say something.

Well, I had a stepfather that raised me. Okay. And in fact, not only is he dead, but... He's not coming back. He has no way back to town. A couple of years ago when he died and we were having his funeral in Mississippi, it was an outdoor burial. And we were talking to the priest was saying, how do you want to do this? It's more casual outside. I said, well, I was going to say something.

Well, I had a stepfather that raised me. Okay. And in fact, not only is he dead, but... He's not coming back. He has no way back to town. A couple of years ago when he died and we were having his funeral in Mississippi, it was an outdoor burial. And we were talking to the priest was saying, how do you want to do this? It's more casual outside. I said, well, I was going to say something.

And my brother said, well, I'll go first. I'll just say something really quick. And he walks up and he fell into a grave.

And my brother said, well, I'll go first. I'll just say something really quick. And he walks up and he fell into a grave.

And my brother said, well, I'll go first. I'll just say something really quick. And he walks up and he fell into a grave.

What? Yes, he did.

What? Yes, he did.

What? Yes, he did.

It is very true. And my entire family is sitting there, and you see everyone just go, oh, shit. And my brother, and there's like this tarp over the hole, and you just see my brother slowly, like it caught him a little bit, but he's slowly going down.

It is very true. And my entire family is sitting there, and you see everyone just go, oh, shit. And my brother, and there's like this tarp over the hole, and you just see my brother slowly, like it caught him a little bit, but he's slowly going down.

It is very true. And my entire family is sitting there, and you see everyone just go, oh, shit. And my brother, and there's like this tarp over the hole, and you just see my brother slowly, like it caught him a little bit, but he's slowly going down.

I know, it's too much. And we're trying to help him out.

I know, it's too much. And we're trying to help him out.

I know, it's too much. And we're trying to help him out.

No, no.

No, no.

No, no.

No, the place messed up. They were supposed to put plywood over it. And you see the people from the...