Tig Notaro

And when they started putting the wet clay across my eyes and mouth, I got completely...

Oh my God.

Yes.

And I had to wave to stop.

There were no straws, but like I just, they allowed me to have one eye without the clay and I just shut my eye, but I was like, no can do.

Oh my God.

No can do.

How long did it take again?

Honestly, it wasn't even that long, but even a second covered in that was terrifying.

Are you claustrophobic?

And how does that fix anything?

cool okay so when i've told you about my prank where i go out into the back patio of somebody's house and i say just so everybody knows i'm going to bed in 10 minutes you don't like that no that's like whatever okay it's more of your prank where you like tie in everyone's shoes together at the table oh okay you wouldn't like that

Oh, I'm not into that stuff.

Don't you go freezing my honey love.

See, like, I'm not into that.

Yeah, yeah.

But, yeah, I also, you know, I'm not into the whole, like, and this is so beyond a prank, but, like, pushing someone in a pool.

Oh, yeah.

Like, with their clothes on and, like...

Because most people have cell phones now.