Tig Notaro

That was the joke?

There was a joke. Yeah.

There was a joke. Yeah.

There was a joke. Yeah.

Wait. Say it again.

Wait. Say it again.

Wait. Say it again.

You're with it. You're on it. You're right on it. Doing ballet is one of the most difficult things you could do, so I say just don't do it. And then the second one was... What was the second part of your speech? Appropriate response. And then the second one was really bad. There's not even a joke.

You're with it. You're on it. You're right on it. Doing ballet is one of the most difficult things you could do, so I say just don't do it. And then the second one was... What was the second part of your speech? Appropriate response. And then the second one was really bad. There's not even a joke.

You're with it. You're on it. You're right on it. Doing ballet is one of the most difficult things you could do, so I say just don't do it. And then the second one was... What was the second part of your speech? Appropriate response. And then the second one was really bad. There's not even a joke.

It got worse.

It got worse.

It got worse.

Now you've got the audience. Guys, he's on a roll. Let him go. And then what?

Now you've got the audience. Guys, he's on a roll. Let him go. And then what?

Now you've got the audience. Guys, he's on a roll. Let him go. And then what?

What was your closer? My closer was something like, hey, isn't it funny when you see people outside in public call their pet for the first time? Like, you know, hey, Spot, hey, whatever. But like, what if it's like, hey, Mustard, come here. Hey, Ketchup. And it was, there's not even a joke. It's just bad. At 22 years old, I'm like, this is going to kill. Yeah.

What was your closer? My closer was something like, hey, isn't it funny when you see people outside in public call their pet for the first time? Like, you know, hey, Spot, hey, whatever. But like, what if it's like, hey, Mustard, come here. Hey, Ketchup. And it was, there's not even a joke. It's just bad. At 22 years old, I'm like, this is going to kill. Yeah.

What was your closer? My closer was something like, hey, isn't it funny when you see people outside in public call their pet for the first time? Like, you know, hey, Spot, hey, whatever. But like, what if it's like, hey, Mustard, come here. Hey, Ketchup. And it was, there's not even a joke. It's just bad. At 22 years old, I'm like, this is going to kill. Yeah.

I mean, I don't even know what the joke is.