Tig Notaro

So I go meet him. And we're just loose at this party doing all these different bits that are truly for our own amusement, which is what I do things for. And if people catch on or they enjoy it too, that's fine. But I love looking foolish. So I go in. I don't know anybody at this party except Henry. I go into the kitchen.

So I go meet him. And we're just loose at this party doing all these different bits that are truly for our own amusement, which is what I do things for. And if people catch on or they enjoy it too, that's fine. But I love looking foolish. So I go in. I don't know anybody at this party except Henry. I go into the kitchen.

So I go meet him. And we're just loose at this party doing all these different bits that are truly for our own amusement, which is what I do things for. And if people catch on or they enjoy it too, that's fine. But I love looking foolish. So I go in. I don't know anybody at this party except Henry. I go into the kitchen.

There's like five people standing around, you know, leaning against the kitchen counter, having a drink, chatting. And it's a Saturday night, maybe 9.30. And I lean in and I just tap the wall and I go, hey, guys, I'm going to be going to bed in like 10 minutes. I have no idea if the owner of the house is in there. Tap the wall. I have no idea if the host is in the kitchen.

There's like five people standing around, you know, leaning against the kitchen counter, having a drink, chatting. And it's a Saturday night, maybe 9.30. And I lean in and I just tap the wall and I go, hey, guys, I'm going to be going to bed in like 10 minutes. I have no idea if the owner of the house is in there. Tap the wall. I have no idea if the host is in the kitchen.

There's like five people standing around, you know, leaning against the kitchen counter, having a drink, chatting. And it's a Saturday night, maybe 9.30. And I lean in and I just tap the wall and I go, hey, guys, I'm going to be going to bed in like 10 minutes. I have no idea if the owner of the house is in there. Tap the wall. I have no idea if the host is in the kitchen.

I don't know who those people are. And then I go find Henry and I'm dying laughing. And I was like, oh my God, I just told five people in the kitchen I was going to bed in 10 minutes. And he's like, oh my God. He said, there's like 200 people in the backyard. You have to go out on the deck and announce that. So I was like, no problem.

I don't know who those people are. And then I go find Henry and I'm dying laughing. And I was like, oh my God, I just told five people in the kitchen I was going to bed in 10 minutes. And he's like, oh my God. He said, there's like 200 people in the backyard. You have to go out on the deck and announce that. So I was like, no problem.

I don't know who those people are. And then I go find Henry and I'm dying laughing. And I was like, oh my God, I just told five people in the kitchen I was going to bed in 10 minutes. And he's like, oh my God. He said, there's like 200 people in the backyard. You have to go out on the deck and announce that. So I was like, no problem.

And this is years ago before I was like on TV regularly and whatever. And I walk out on the back deck. Everyone's holding their solo cups and whatever. And I'm like, hey, everybody, just so you know, I'm going to be going to bed in like 10 minutes. And... And to me, I'm like, you know, I am, for all you know, I could be going home and going to bed in 10 minutes. That doesn't mean I own the house.

And this is years ago before I was like on TV regularly and whatever. And I walk out on the back deck. Everyone's holding their solo cups and whatever. And I'm like, hey, everybody, just so you know, I'm going to be going to bed in like 10 minutes. And... And to me, I'm like, you know, I am, for all you know, I could be going home and going to bed in 10 minutes. That doesn't mean I own the house.

And this is years ago before I was like on TV regularly and whatever. And I walk out on the back deck. Everyone's holding their solo cups and whatever. And I'm like, hey, everybody, just so you know, I'm going to be going to bed in like 10 minutes. And... And to me, I'm like, you know, I am, for all you know, I could be going home and going to bed in 10 minutes. That doesn't mean I own the house.

You guys don't turn that shit on.

You guys don't turn that shit on.

You guys don't turn that shit on.

I remember one time you texted me to, you said, I'm about to drive by your house. I want you to stand outside and look on your phone, but don't look at me. Yeah. as I drive by. And so I was like, okay, I'll do it. And I stood by and I couldn't look up and you drove by and you said, hey, Sean, hey, Sean. And I didn't look up. That was the bit. I had a beat buried in my phone.

I remember one time you texted me to, you said, I'm about to drive by your house. I want you to stand outside and look on your phone, but don't look at me. Yeah. as I drive by. And so I was like, okay, I'll do it. And I stood by and I couldn't look up and you drove by and you said, hey, Sean, hey, Sean. And I didn't look up. That was the bit. I had a beat buried in my phone.

I remember one time you texted me to, you said, I'm about to drive by your house. I want you to stand outside and look on your phone, but don't look at me. Yeah. as I drive by. And so I was like, okay, I'll do it. And I stood by and I couldn't look up and you drove by and you said, hey, Sean, hey, Sean. And I didn't look up. That was the bit. I had a beat buried in my phone.

I didn't quite understand it, but it made me laugh.

I didn't quite understand it, but it made me laugh.