Tig Notaro

And then we start texting and it's kind of building. And I'm thinking, oh, I'm really into her. And she had invited me. I was writing my book at the time. She invited me to come meet her and her friends at La Pubelle in Los Angeles. And I thought, oh my God, it's 11 o'clock. I haven't showered. I'm wearing this big wool, Canadian wool sweater with an eagle on my back. I can't go meet her.

And then I thought, oh, well, she's not even into me. So who cares what I look like? And it happened to be Valentine's Day. And so she's sitting at this table.

And then I thought, oh, well, she's not even into me. So who cares what I look like? And it happened to be Valentine's Day. And so she's sitting at this table.

And then I thought, oh, well, she's not even into me. So who cares what I look like? And it happened to be Valentine's Day. And so she's sitting at this table.

But truly, she wasn't into women. And so she's at this table with friends. I walk into the bar. She is wearing a dark blue Canadian wool sweater with an eagle on her back.

But truly, she wasn't into women. And so she's at this table with friends. I walk into the bar. She is wearing a dark blue Canadian wool sweater with an eagle on her back.

But truly, she wasn't into women. And so she's at this table with friends. I walk into the bar. She is wearing a dark blue Canadian wool sweater with an eagle on her back.

And I was like, this is insane. I said, let's switch sweaters. So we switch sweaters. And her friend says, get together so I can take a picture of you. We go to hug each other, and we start making out immediately when we touch each other. Nice. Wow.

And I was like, this is insane. I said, let's switch sweaters. So we switch sweaters. And her friend says, get together so I can take a picture of you. We go to hug each other, and we start making out immediately when we touch each other. Nice. Wow.

And I was like, this is insane. I said, let's switch sweaters. So we switch sweaters. And her friend says, get together so I can take a picture of you. We go to hug each other, and we start making out immediately when we touch each other. Nice. Wow.

So we end up making out that night, and then she writes me a five-million-page email the next day, I get it, that's telling me how much she loves hanging out with me, how funny she thinks I am, she's not gay, but that she wants to be friends. I can't tell you how long this email was. I'm reading this going, ah. Because I realized I do like her, you know? Yeah, yeah.

So we end up making out that night, and then she writes me a five-million-page email the next day, I get it, that's telling me how much she loves hanging out with me, how funny she thinks I am, she's not gay, but that she wants to be friends. I can't tell you how long this email was. I'm reading this going, ah. Because I realized I do like her, you know? Yeah, yeah.

So we end up making out that night, and then she writes me a five-million-page email the next day, I get it, that's telling me how much she loves hanging out with me, how funny she thinks I am, she's not gay, but that she wants to be friends. I can't tell you how long this email was. I'm reading this going, ah. Because I realized I do like her, you know? Yeah, yeah.

And then she said when she got that response, she just thought, okay, I like this person. Yeah, that's great.

And then she said when she got that response, she just thought, okay, I like this person. Yeah, that's great.

And then she said when she got that response, she just thought, okay, I like this person. Yeah, that's great.

What happens? Well, so. It's true. It's a good question.

What happens? Well, so. It's true. It's a good question.

What happens? Well, so. It's true. It's a good question.

So I didn't know that she had, that OK, I didn't know OK Dyke made the impression that it did. I just thought I need to be lighthearted, let this go and just see her as a friend down the road. But I knew it was going to take me a beat. So I told her, I said, I get it.