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And can you share what your blind spots were, please?

What if they were shushing you because they were stabbing you? I always thought it was odd how, I know you're supposed to be quiet in a library, but I always thought it was odd if you talk that people are so on edge and are just like, shh. You know, like they can't... They can't focus. Yeah, at all if they hear any word.

What if they were shushing you because they were stabbing you? I always thought it was odd how, I know you're supposed to be quiet in a library, but I always thought it was odd if you talk that people are so on edge and are just like, shh. You know, like they can't... They can't focus. Yeah, at all if they hear any word.

What if they were shushing you because they were stabbing you? I always thought it was odd how, I know you're supposed to be quiet in a library, but I always thought it was odd if you talk that people are so on edge and are just like, shh. You know, like they can't... They can't focus. Yeah, at all if they hear any word.

But if you're like out and about or on a subway reading, people aren't freaking out.

But if you're like out and about or on a subway reading, people aren't freaking out.

But if you're like out and about or on a subway reading, people aren't freaking out.

That doesn't seem possible.

That doesn't seem possible.

That doesn't seem possible.

The whole time? It's just breastfeeding the entire restaurant. Table service is so slow. Sorry, I'm breastfeeding.

The whole time? It's just breastfeeding the entire restaurant. Table service is so slow. Sorry, I'm breastfeeding.

The whole time? It's just breastfeeding the entire restaurant. Table service is so slow. Sorry, I'm breastfeeding.

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So I live in Los Angeles, and I went to this party with my friend Pam. And we were going to leave the party, and she said to me, do you know who that was standing by the door? I said, no. She said, that was Taylor Dayne. Do you know Taylor Dana? No? She was a pop singer in the late 80s, early 90s. She sang, Love Will Lead You Back. She sang, Tell It To My Heart. Anyway, I love Taylor Dane.

So I live in Los Angeles, and I went to this party with my friend Pam. And we were going to leave the party, and she said to me, do you know who that was standing by the door? I said, no. She said, that was Taylor Dayne. Do you know Taylor Dana? No? She was a pop singer in the late 80s, early 90s. She sang, Love Will Lead You Back. She sang, Tell It To My Heart. Anyway, I love Taylor Dane.

And not ironically. Yes! I love Taylor Dayne. So I went back into the party and I went up to her and I said, excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you, I love your voice. And she just turned and said, yeah, I don't do that anymore. And then I looked over and this other friend of mine was doubled over laughing at me. She was like, yeah, you just got dissed by Taylor Dane.

And not ironically. Yes! I love Taylor Dayne. So I went back into the party and I went up to her and I said, excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you, I love your voice. And she just turned and said, yeah, I don't do that anymore. And then I looked over and this other friend of mine was doubled over laughing at me. She was like, yeah, you just got dissed by Taylor Dane.