Tig Notaro

Now what do I do?

You know, it feels like I've really hit the end of the road with these.

That's a long time.

It is.

So maybe I'll just, you know, open an eBay store and sell all my old...

rock jerseys and no give it give them to me first yeah yeah they sound cool but again my son is very one of my sons is very into collectibles and he really doesn't care what it's about he just wants to know is this rare is it a collectible is this worth anything

And we have a joke in our family because one night we were with Glennon Doyle and Abby Wambach.

And I can't remember what it was, but somehow it turned into, well, if Abby licked it, it would be worth more.

Yeah.

And so now anything where it comes up, oh, well, how much is that worth?

Well, it's worth this, but maybe if we have Abby lick it, it'll go up a few hundred dollars.

So that's our plan.

That's our retirement plan is just to have Abby Wambach go around the house and lick everything.

You lick that.

I mean, I have never felt like I need support in my underwear.

What the hell is going on?

I need to lift it up.

Mae, do you need underwear support?

No, I'm not.

Thank you for creating that visual.