Tim Dillon

And they kept prosecuting him and they kept lumping cases.

They gave him a choice, die in jail or become the president.

And then a bunch of people showed up to Mar-a-Lago with a lot of money and said, we're going to put you in.

And what about this assassination attempt?

And what the hell was that?

Nobody even knows.

He doesn't bring it up.

No one brings it up.

We don't know what the fuck's going on.

So I hope this is as bad as it gets.

I hope that it's just this level of incompetence that you've got a bunch of morons that he picked off television.

And that we're all just watching a bad reality show that will end.

That's the best case scenario, is that you're watching a bad reality show that will end.

The worst case scenario is that you're watching a bad reality show that's engineered to be a bad reality show.

Because the next thing that's coming is going to be worse, but by comparison, you might think it's better.

That's the scarier prospect.

And I don't really know the answer.

And if you don't like me asking that question, you can suck on my big, fat tits.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.

RIP to those pilots at LaGuardia.