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Tim Dillon

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
17109 total appearances

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The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

You got to raise them and send them to school and you got to buy them stupid birthday cakes and put birthday candles on the cake.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

You got to teach them how to ride a bike and then they're going to want to go to prom.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Then you're going to have to talk to them about how to be a good person.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Then maybe you have to go to college.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

You visit them at college.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

You dropped him off at college.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Your wife cries.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

It's a whole thing.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

The kid calls you from college and tells you about a girl that he wants to bring home over the holidays.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Why do we need to do that whole process called life?

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Let's eliminate it.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Let's get rid of it.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

We don't need it.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Why would we need it?

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Here it is.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Sam Altman, a friend of the show, creepy Sith Lord, Sam Altman,

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

I hate that a lot of these people are gay, by the way.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

And it just, it bothers me because as a gay person, I go, well, this isn't, this doesn't make me look great.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Although me and Sam Altman don't really have tons in common.

The Tim Dillon Show
485 - Kash Patel, Into Iran, & A Missing Leg

Here is Sam Altman talking about training a human being, which is called life, by the way.