Tim Dillon

Just the way he is.

You know why?

Because he showed up for me and now I'm showing up for him.

He sat there while Congress scrutinized me because those two people got shot in the face.

but I'm here to tell you that I love him.

I love his big, silly tits.

And he would start to smile because he wants to be a fetish bimbo.

So he's going to be all silly.

She'd say, she'd go over to him and she'd just, you know, start bumping her fake tits with his tits and go, I love his big, silly tits.

And that's what we call him around the house.

We call him big, silly tits.

you love those big silly tits, don't you, daddy?

And then he looks at her and he goes, I do, I like these big silly tits.

And she goes, you like these tits?

You like mommy's tits?

And then they both just start kind of going like this and the tits are flying and they're both in yoga pants.

And that's a beautiful statement to people out there like me who come from divorced homes.

Because I hate to see when a home is broken.

Do you understand that?

I don't want to see when a home is broken, a broken home.