Tim Key
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I said, who are you coming to see?
He said, Martin.
Martin doesn't live in flat three.
I said, I would try flat three again and put the phone down.
I think I'm very much a press the buzzer, ask questions later.
But on this occasion, something didn't quite add up.
But I still didn't know what time it was until I looked at the oven and I took an hour off.
He buzzes again.
And I'm thinking, I don't really want this guy.
I mean, he's already told me he's not interested in me.
He wants Martin.
Mine doesn't exist.
So as soon as he's into the main building, he's looking for the closest thing to Martin, I'm guessing.
I don't know whether you've ever listened to an anecdote before in your entire life, but I said I didn't know what the time was.
No, I'm still lurking naked.
Right, okay.
Lurking naked, going sort of flitting between the oven and the intercom.
Okay.
Then I hear the gate.
My neighbor has recently put glued felt to the gate so it doesn't clang quite so much, but it still does.