Tim Kurkjian

I don't put anybody else through this.

I don't make people go to the airport four hours before my flight like I do.

It's just me that is part of all this ridiculous anxiety that I have at the airport.

Even though I've been traveling for 45 years, I just can't afford to be running through an airport at my age.

He's unbelievable.

You know what he did in New York?

He took a helicopter from JFK into downtown Manhattan.

He checked it out.

It was going to be an hour and a half Uber ride for $120.

Instead, he paid $260 and took a seven-minute helicopter ride into Manhattan.

That's an option?

I could just get a helicopter?

He took a helicopter.

And if you think that makes him some pretentious diva because that's what he does, he's the opposite of that because the next day he went and took his clothing to a laundromat

in manhattan so one day he takes a helicopter into the city and the next day he walks around with his suitcase looking for a laundromat and then with for seven dollars and fifty cents does his laundry the next day if you travel with eduardo perez nothing bad can possibly happen when we were in new york

This was so bad.

I almost got on the wrong subway train going to Yankee Stadium.

And if I had, I would have been lost forever.

I would have missed the game.

I would have been some sad little old man in Schenectady because I would have never found my way back.