Tim Lopez

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179 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 7 Aug

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The Moth · Childhood Crushes: The Moth Podcast · 7 Aug 2026 podcast

I need to get gourmet jelly beans.

My mom says, what are gourmet jelly beans?

And I'm like, they're just like, they're regular jelly beans, except they have these like crazy flavors, you know, like margarita and pina colada.

And my mom says, are these for kids?

And I said, I don't know and I don't care.

So she drives me to the mall.

I go to the sweet factory.

I'm about to buy a pound of jelly beans.

And then I decided to buy two pounds of jelly beans because I'm like, I'm not going to blow this for lack of jelly beans.

So I get the jelly beans.

The next day is the big reveal, the Secret Santa.

I go over to her, and I hand her the brooch.

It's nicely wrapped and everything, and she opens the brooch, and it's a tepid response.

She's like, oh, yeah, it's nice.

You know, like, thanks.

And I was like, and also, I got you this.

And it's a bag, and it's very wrapped.

And she opens it, and she pulls out the jelly beans, and they absolutely killed.

I just saw the look on her face change.

She went from kind of like this neutral, like, huh, to like, she literally did the, aww.

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