Tim Miller

It's not a Christmas sweater, but I wore a sweater for you.

I guess I'm not looking that Elvin today, but maybe your daughter would disagree.

This morning I told everybody I'm going to be out with Elf on a shelf, and they all got it.

Brutal.

That's brutal.

Okay.

Let's get on to something else brutal.

The president of these United States Oval Office address last night.

I had to suffer through it for my job.

People who didn't.

There's a lot of garland, a lot of garland in the Oval Office now.

It kind of felt like a Sarasota mall Santa screaming about Joe Biden.

The teleprompter was moving very fast.

I think he had limited time because the networks wanted to get to the Survivor season finale.

The only policy announcement was that troops are going to get a thousand buck dividend, which is, you know, whatever.

It's a Christmas bonus, I guess.

But most of the speech was complaining about Joe Biden.

The first minute he complained about how Joe Biden transgendered everybody.

I don't know.

It was pretty embarrassing, I guess, was my takeaway.