Tim Miller

Wouldn't it have been satisfying, though, for somebody just to punch the fucking bully in the face in fourth grade? Like, isn't that after a while, after many years? That's one thing if they're mean on the playground for like one day. But then it's third grade, they're mean. Fourth grade, they're mean. Fifth grade, they're mean. Sixth grade, they're mean. Seventh grade, they're mean.

Eighth grade, they get elected class president. Ninth grade, don't you want somebody to fucking clock them in the face?

Eighth grade, they get elected class president. Ninth grade, don't you want somebody to fucking clock them in the face?

Eighth grade, they get elected class president. Ninth grade, don't you want somebody to fucking clock them in the face?

Fingers crossed, baby. Fingers crossed.

Fingers crossed, baby. Fingers crossed.

Fingers crossed, baby. Fingers crossed.

Watch out.

Watch out.

Watch out.

All right. I mentioned Biff from Back to the Future. We're going to play a Back to the Future game. Was that a cultural touchstone for you as a child, as an elder? Not really. Not really? Back to the Future? Okay. I just missed that one. We won't spend too much time on it then. And there's a DeLorean in the movie. Michael J. Fox gets in a DeLorean. It's a car. He gets to go back in time.

All right. I mentioned Biff from Back to the Future. We're going to play a Back to the Future game. Was that a cultural touchstone for you as a child, as an elder? Not really. Not really? Back to the Future? Okay. I just missed that one. We won't spend too much time on it then. And there's a DeLorean in the movie. Michael J. Fox gets in a DeLorean. It's a car. He gets to go back in time.

All right. I mentioned Biff from Back to the Future. We're going to play a Back to the Future game. Was that a cultural touchstone for you as a child, as an elder? Not really. Not really? Back to the Future? Okay. I just missed that one. We won't spend too much time on it then. And there's a DeLorean in the movie. Michael J. Fox gets in a DeLorean. It's a car. He gets to go back in time.

You use the DeLorean to go back in time. So I'm giving you a DeLorean. And we are going to go back to like right after Biden gets the nomination in 2020. So, you know, you just endorsed him. He hasn't picked Vice President Harris yet. The world is our oyster. We're in the middle of COVID. And you're Pete from today. And you get to talk to Pete from back then. Or maybe Biden from back then.

You use the DeLorean to go back in time. So I'm giving you a DeLorean. And we are going to go back to like right after Biden gets the nomination in 2020. So, you know, you just endorsed him. He hasn't picked Vice President Harris yet. The world is our oyster. We're in the middle of COVID. And you're Pete from today. And you get to talk to Pete from back then. Or maybe Biden from back then.

You use the DeLorean to go back in time. So I'm giving you a DeLorean. And we are going to go back to like right after Biden gets the nomination in 2020. So, you know, you just endorsed him. He hasn't picked Vice President Harris yet. The world is our oyster. We're in the middle of COVID. And you're Pete from today. And you get to talk to Pete from back then. Or maybe Biden from back then.

And you get to give them some advice. Give them some advice that would maybe prevent us from having this current president. What do you think you all should have done differently?

And you get to give them some advice. Give them some advice that would maybe prevent us from having this current president. What do you think you all should have done differently?

And you get to give them some advice. Give them some advice that would maybe prevent us from having this current president. What do you think you all should have done differently?

That was a great first answer. I had no idea. I mean, there's so many ways you could have gone with that. But that is a good one. I didn't expect you to say that.