Tim Wilson

Eight away from eight.

The Mike Hosking Breakfast with Bailey's Real Estate, Newstalk ZB.

Morning, Mike.

I took my team to Chibo the other night, and Brad and the team looked after us.

It was amazing.

Wednesday night's Occam New Zealand Book Awards, one of the dullest on record.

Steve Brawnius.

I love Steve Brawnius.

He writes for Newsroom these days.

Actually, personally, I don't like Steve Brawnius.

I like his writing, though.

We had a to-do many years ago, but that's another story.

Anyway, Occam Book Awards, one of the dullest on record, until a guy called Mark Todd from Occam – they're the residential people –

Mark Todd, I don't think Mark Todd likes me either, actually, funnily enough, because I had a crack at his business.

Anyway, Mark Todd got up and went, he was incandescent with rage.

Do you know why he was incandescent with rage?

And this is the problem with modern award shows, and this is why I don't go to the radio awards anymore.

It's full of whiners.

It's full of moaners, bitches, and whiners.

And some guy called Sam Mahn got up