Tim Woods

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4,231 appearances 2 recordings 1 series first heard Feb 2026 last heard 2 Jul

Tim Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 1.

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So please roll two times and take the higher number.

Three.

It's five.

Five.

Oh, no.

Here's the issue you're running into.

These are wizards.

And so they go, well, of course, just one moment.

And they sort of scan you with magic.

And they're like, wait a minute.

This is a disguise self spell.

That's not going to be good for your application.

Let me just confirm.

Yep.

Yeah, they rolled a 17 to know that this was a ruse.

I'm sorry to say, Wayne, they did bust you.

And this is a classic, like, oh, like they had, like, you tried to bring in, like, a huge gun flick through a metal detector.

Like, get out of here.

Are you kidding me?

This was the really only place in the whole city that would have routine magical inspections like this.

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