Tim Woods
speaker
4,231 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2026
last heard 2 Jul
Tim Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 2 in all, peaking in Jul 2026 with 1.
Appearances
He tells you his name is Manafort Cherryport.
He's the chef in residence here in the tower of Manchun, known as the Kolat Towers.
It's too obvious if we just take the ring.
Absolutely, 100%.
You're almost like, that's punishment for what you were about to do.
A thief is punished often by slicing their hand off.
And so you take, he almost is like, you see him kind of be like, no, come on, we don't have to.
Fine.
And you're pretty sure he knows I can kind of regrow my hand.
And by the time he realizes you're going for the ring hand, it's almost too late.
Roll me 1d20.
As long as you hit him, you'll take his hand right off.
13.
13 plus your attack bonus with your, I believe, longsword.
My longsword.
Takes the hobbit's hand, the halfling's hand right off.
It falls to the ground.
And he goes, so can I go now?
and he wants to run away from the tower to get out of here.
You let him loose from your compelled duel.
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