Tim Woods
speaker
4,231 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2026
last heard 2 Jul
Tim Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Creatures that look like zombies, but aren't.
They're constructs with like bolts in their neck that will defend the tower.
So we should expect animated dangers that could animate and attack us.
Great question.
I will let you know that not only can he fly, flying is easy for him.
He can almost fly perpetually because he's got like a permanent fly spell on him.
Not only can he do that, he can teleport across the world in a single turn if he wants to.
He also has spells that if we were level two, he could kill any of us easily.
But even at level seven, if he uses his most powerful spells, he could probably one shot kill any one of us.
Are you allowing this to happen or are you trying to avoid it from happening?
Like, dodge it.
But you have a giant bag of money.
Now, before you bitch slap him, I will ask, do you go reckless on the bitch slap?
Then you get advantage.
A reckless bitch slap.
Recklessly bitch slap.
Yeah.
Silent trading wind, please roll two times on your d20.
Four.
Mm-hmm.
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