Tim Woods
speaker
4,231 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2026
last heard 2 Jul
Tim Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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There is a little ledge with like an almost like statue of a wizard pointing a wand right at you.
Roll me an arcana check to see if it certainly looks very suspicious, like a trap, but roll to see if you know anything about this particular situation.
D20.
D20.
Five.
Five, ugh.
And what's your arcana bonus?
My arcana bonus is five.
Five, so you got a 10, and because you got one level of wizard, I'm giving you an extra plus two on that.
Let's go.
You can tell this is a magical trap of some kind.
You know three things are gonna happen.
Number one, there are runes on the mouth that are gonna make this statue start talking.
Whenever the trap is triggered, there's a ledge right in front of you.
You can pretty much, you can even see the rune right on the ledge.
The moment you step onto this ledge, it is going to cause this thing to start talking.
It's going to raise off the ledge and something's going to happen on that wand.
Maybe an attack in your direction or something like that.
What would you like to do?
Lola's like, that's bad news.
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