Tim Woods
speaker
4,231 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2026
last heard 2 Jul
Tim Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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If you were to take up a position at either door, you could ready to start chopping heads off as they come running out, or you could do anything else you want on your turn.
You still have one small window before they start showing up.
But you don't have to, you can just be like, no, I'll deal with them.
You could bust into the main tower, start attacking them and keep them busy there or wait for them since you know they're going to come running out.
I would like, I'd like to cock my shit back at the door and wait.
Absolutely.
Are you waiting at the front door on ground level or are you trying to climb up onto the bridge to protect anyone who's in the outer tower from guards who might come running at them?
I like being on the bridge.
Absolutely.
Roll me an athletic check.
Oh, never mind.
You don't need to roll me an athletic check to get up to there, because if you hop on your giant moth, you can ride your giant moth right up onto this bridge automatically.
As you land on the bridge, a very classic knight on your mount, you've got your lance, you've got your sword.
Which one would you like to ready as an attack against any incoming enemies?
Do I throw the lance?
Ooh, um, let's see.
Oh, good question.
No, javelin you throw, lance you stab with.
I'll ready the javelin, absolutely.
Ooh, javelin's the least damage of all the attacks.
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