Tim Woods
speaker
4,231 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2026
last heard 2 Jul
Tim Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Oh, fuck.
But mistaken for another fifth snake, there's like four flying snakes up here in the raptors.
There is also a creature that you thought was a snake, but it was just one of its eye stalks.
This is a creature called a spectator, a lesser version of a much more dangerous monster called a beholder.
Luckily, this thing doesn't have ten eyes.
It only gets four, but each...
of these eye stalks fires a different magical ability you got hit by the white beam that was the paralysis beam he's got three different things you can do and the center eye does something you might know with your good arcana what the center eye and what the other eyes do but you can't communicate it right now we're okay so i'm not even gonna have your role right now you got one more attack loud train wind if you want to go after either this creature or one of the snakes he's not wearing glasses right he's not no no i'd like to i'd like to use my big strong titties in his face
Absolutely.
So it sounds like you're not attacking with your weapon.
You're trying to almost smother him.
Yeah, I'm smothering him.
I'm squishing him.
Roll me an athletics check to squish this guy.
He's like a big Pac-Man floating in the air with a big mouth and a center eye above his... Hmm, let's see.
Nine plus... I'm sorry, you roll two times and take the higher number.
Okay.
One for each breast.
four four so we'll take the nine plus seven is a 16. if he can get a 16 or higher he will avoid getting smothered with a plus two that's only a 13. you begin to smother he's got a big mouth and you've got both of your powerful breasts upon it yeah you are smothering his giant mouth
He's trying to bite, but he can't do it easily.
But he's going to try to bite on you maybe on his next turn.
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