Timm Woods
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394 appearances
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first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Timm Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Two plus three is five more damage. Brings the one with the crossbow up to 11 damage. That is just a few points shy of being halfway dead for the one with the crossbow. But so far, so good. You piled up some damage on that one Dwagar. Well done. And Erlik, anything else you wanted to do on your turn? Commanding Lola was the bonus action, your action.
You could move a little bit and open up a door if you wanted to, but I don't know if now is the right time for that. Yeah, I think we're good.
What would you like to do? Okay. So I can, I can do my level threes. You can. Absolutely. Those are your most powerful spells. Now you each really only get one of those per day.
I will point out that your hypnotic pattern ability is a great way to take a prisoner because it won't kill anybody. It'll just hypnotize them and then you can decide do you kill them while they're hypnotized or do you chain them up? Okay, then I would like to hypnotize everybody. Everybody in the room, 100%. Are you trying to avoid all of your teammates or are you not minding if you catch
Anybody else? Oh, yeah.
Absolutely. It's a little hard to tell who's a shredder and who's not. Sure, if you look under the hood, you'd be able to. You want to make sure that you get maybe one of the shredders.
Okay, 100%. I want to keep us safe. It does sound like maybe there is one person beside the Dwaygar getting caught. And so I will first roll for the Dwaygar with the axe. The Dwaygar with the axe who's halfway dead is failing the saving throw and ending up hypnotized. Well done. Just barely. Then the one with the crossbow. He's not getting hypnotized, I am sorry to say.
So right now we've got one who's still loose, and that's the strongest one right now. And then the one with the hand axes who went for Norm. Good job, dude. Is also failing and getting hypnotized. So we've only got one who is not hypnotized currently. And then... Can't defeat a stronger opponent. You can just... Roll me a perception check to see if you're noticing anything here right now.
Okay, which one is that? That would be a D20. D20. 18. 18. Plus whatever you are definitely noticing. There's one other invisible person in the room who did not get caught in the hypnosis because you heard them shifting around a little bit, almost like to avoid it a little bit. It was like breathing a sigh of relief that they did not get caught.
By the way, what hypnotic pattern are you creating that they're now staring and drooling at right now? Hypnotic as in, like, what mood are they in? I mean, hypnotic pattern is usually, like, scintillating lights or, like, some display that is making them stare at it, like, aww. So it would be something that they really want to look at that they can't take their eyes off. A great rack.
Yeah, there's just these jugs kind of floating in the air. And two of the apparently four Dwaygar in the room right now are just like drooling a little bit. One of them's just sort of like rubbing his hands a little bit.
So right now. I'm just curious.
Greg, roll for me. You're not caught in the spell, but you might want to. Yeah, the higher you roll, the more likely it is you are.
Oh, no, Greg. I rolled a one. A one? I did say, I just said the higher you roll, the more likely you are you are looking at it, so apparently you're not interested in these jugs of blood. I don't care about the perfect round titties at all. Nope, apparently not.
Just sort of jiggling a little bit. And so you are 100% noticing this, but you're not hypnotized, I'm going to say. Or maybe a little hypnotized. We'll see on your turn. However, it sounds like maybe one other person might be getting caught in this. Roll me a d20 just to make sure you got the right shredder. As long as you don't get a one, you're fine. I got a 10. You're fine, absolutely.
I am gonna need one wisdom saving throw, which I happen to know you're pretty good at. So you have like a plus five on this. Go ahead and roll me a d20 plus five, but you need a 14 or higher against Wayne's spells. How'd you do? Cocked. Nine. Nine plus five is a 14 exactly. It is just barely enough that you are not hypnotized.
Well done, absolutely.
And Wayne, that was your hypnotic pattern spell. You're now aware two of them are hypnotized. Apparently two, Dwaygar, one visible and one invisible in this room are still loose. And that will bring us, did you want to inspire anybody else on your turn now with a bonus action?
With that inspiration, it is now Greg's turn. Greg, what would you like to do? One of these duagars running away, right? It does seem like two of them are hypnotized. The one with the crossbow looks a little scared and has this scorpion-tailed rat right next to them. And then there is one invisible, and we don't know what they're doing. One's invisible. Yes.
Doesn't seem like any of them are running away just yet, but they're definitely rethinking their strategy here. I'd like to spin in a circle with my longsword, please. Ooh, interesting. You're hoping to hit multiple Dwagar, is that right? Just because I can't see the invisible one. Oh, interesting. Okay, I like that.
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