Timm Woods
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394 appearances
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first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Timm Woods’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He's ready to shoot? He's not ready to shoot yet, but he's gonna on his next turn. Which one is stronger? Do we know?
I like hostage. Yeah, hostage.
If you kill their allies, it usually makes them easier to surrender, and like Pokemon, they're easier to catch if they're a little weak.
You'll be running right by him to get to the Dwagar. So just a quick bonus. I'll say as part of your raging bonus action. What do I roll if I get hard? Roll me a d20 if you get a 20. You can tell me if you feel like you should be rolling a second time like if there's double the chance you might have Advantage on this as it were and you roll again.
Oh, that's up to you to decide Yeah, if you think your character would like it, then I have to roll again. I'm sorry to say yeah
So close. It's a good kiss though, solid kiss. And you can run to the crossbow Dwaygar at the other side of the room. Norm, the moment you do, suddenly as you are crossing the distance to get into melee with him, another invisible Dwaygar tries to plant a pair of axes into your back as you run past the pillar. that he was hiding behind, I'm sorry to say. Only you had a hard shell on your back.
He is going to hit you with the first one, and actually he gets another roll, because you're going reckless right now. No, okay, didn't crit. But he hits you with the first one, and then the second one is gonna be... Another hit, I am sorry to say.
That's two separate hits with two separate hand axes, and he is going to get, for the first hand axe, a total of, looks like it's gonna be five plus three, eight damage. I can handle that. You don't take eight damage. You take four damage from the first attack. The second attack would have been 11 gets halved down to five. So you took nine damage in all.
You still have 50 HP left out of your 59 right now. You're fine. But partially because of the slider. And so you are absolutely able to either turn back on this guy and attack him or Or go for the full strength guy with the crossbow. But now you know there's two Duagar with full strength, not just one.
17 is a hit already, but let's see if you crit. 19! 19, I mean even better, you are definitely hitting him for 2d6 plus six damage with your great sword. Four. Four. Two. Two. So six plus six is 12 damage on the Duagar with his double hand axes. He's very much like a Duagar ranger, you think, with double hand axes and his cloak thrown up like he's an extra sneaky Duagar.
So he actually has a little less hit points than the others. 12 is halfway dead for him. Well done.
Well done on your turn, Norm. That's both of the attacks that you get. And then Erlik, that is going to bring us back around to the top of initiative with you. At some point, the Dwagar are going to go. We actually got a lot of us in a row before they get a chance to.
Yes. Thank you for remembering that 100%. Lola absolutely gets to attack. Lola also is the other person here who definitely has the invisibility spell. So she, I'm going to assume, is invisible right now at the beginning of combat, and so she'll have advantage on stinging anybody that she can see. But unfortunately, being invisible does not mean you can see other invisible people.
She's in rat form right now, then. She can be invisible in rat form. Are you Master Splinter?
18, there you go. She has a plus five to hit. So with a 23, you're hitting the guy with the crossbow for 1d4 plus three damage with a stinger, a scorpion stinger. And I'm going to say he's coming out of the rat tail for sure. So it'd be the d4. It is the pyramid-shaped die. You're looking for the number on top. Ooh, I'm sorry to say with a plus three, that's four damage against him so far.
But then the poison kicks in. I would like you to please roll for me three D6s in all and add them up. That's a lot of poison damage. That's three? Three. Give me a six. Three. Okay, six of four. Come on, four. Four, okay, so 10 damage.
Unfortunately, Duagar being dwarves, dwarves in our group would know, they have advantage on saving throws against the poison, so they're gonna try to shake it off. First is not a success, but let's try the second roll. That is enough to succeed. They're taking half that damage, so five. And then, Duagar are dwarves who take half damage from poison also,
So it drops down to just two damage instead, I am sorry to say. So that Duagar with the crossbow took six points of damage. They're not halfway dead just yet. But that was only Lola's turn. Lola is now visible, and you can tell that this guy's reaching for a hammer on his back to try to hit Lola and dropping his crossbow. Do you want to do anything to him?
Absolutely! Eldritch Blast is a huge move for you. That's two attacks. Do you want to aim them both at this guy with the crossbow?
8 plus 6, I'm sorry to say, is not a hit against this guy. Just barely a miss by 2 points. Now, to be fair, you have an ability that could save you here. You have something called Dark One's Blessing. You get to add a D10 to one roll, but once you do it, it's used up for the whole day. So you only get it once per game. I'll save it. You save it. You get another blast. Roll that other blast now.
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