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Timm Woods

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Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Wayne, that is now your turn. What would you like to do? Okay, I'm not allowed to know about the statues, right? You don't. Don't know about the statues yet. He hasn't said anything to you.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Wayne, that is now your turn. What would you like to do? Okay, I'm not allowed to know about the statues, right? You don't. Don't know about the statues yet. He hasn't said anything to you.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Go ahead and roll. Well, you don't have to roll anything to go down the steps. You get down the steps, you can immediately see three Dwarven statues. You can see the doors. Just don't know anything else about them. Would you like to examine them?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Go ahead and roll. Well, you don't have to roll anything to go down the steps. You get down the steps, you can immediately see three Dwarven statues. You can see the doors. Just don't know anything else about them. Would you like to examine them?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Go ahead and roll. Well, you don't have to roll anything to go down the steps. You get down the steps, you can immediately see three Dwarven statues. You can see the doors. Just don't know anything else about them. Would you like to examine them?

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Roll me a d20 plus your investigation skill. Do you have the investigation skill under skills by any chance? I use a skill. I have perception. Perception is what you can use then in that case. That's going to be better than whatever your investigation would have been.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Roll me a d20 plus your investigation skill. Do you have the investigation skill under skills by any chance? I use a skill. I have perception. Perception is what you can use then in that case. That's going to be better than whatever your investigation would have been.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Roll me a d20 plus your investigation skill. Do you have the investigation skill under skills by any chance? I use a skill. I have perception. Perception is what you can use then in that case. That's going to be better than whatever your investigation would have been.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Can I use my hands to manipulate? I allow that 100%. Yes, definitely. All right. Seven. Seven. Plus five. Plus five with a 12. You are trying to wiggle these statues. It's not working really right now, though. There's something about the arms that might move. I would let you try again if you want, but then if you don't succeed, you might be risking stuff.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Can I use my hands to manipulate? I allow that 100%. Yes, definitely. All right. Seven. Seven. Plus five. Plus five with a 12. You are trying to wiggle these statues. It's not working really right now, though. There's something about the arms that might move. I would let you try again if you want, but then if you don't succeed, you might be risking stuff.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Can I use my hands to manipulate? I allow that 100%. Yes, definitely. All right. Seven. Seven. Plus five. Plus five with a 12. You are trying to wiggle these statues. It's not working really right now, though. There's something about the arms that might move. I would let you try again if you want, but then if you don't succeed, you might be risking stuff.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Like, you could try to really push these statues and take a risk on it. I don't think anything bad can happen. No. Okay, yeah, I'll try again. Absolutely. Try one more time. Roll again. 18. 18 plus five. Here's the thing. At the very last minute, as you're really trying to push the arm and all of a sudden it starts to shift, you're like, wait, wait, wait. It's going to drop the axe on me.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Like, you could try to really push these statues and take a risk on it. I don't think anything bad can happen. No. Okay, yeah, I'll try again. Absolutely. Try one more time. Roll again. 18. 18 plus five. Here's the thing. At the very last minute, as you're really trying to push the arm and all of a sudden it starts to shift, you're like, wait, wait, wait. It's going to drop the axe on me.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

Like, you could try to really push these statues and take a risk on it. I don't think anything bad can happen. No. Okay, yeah, I'll try again. Absolutely. Try one more time. Roll again. 18. 18 plus five. Here's the thing. At the very last minute, as you're really trying to push the arm and all of a sudden it starts to shift, you're like, wait, wait, wait. It's going to drop the axe on me.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

You don't do that. And instead, you get to the top of the statue. And I like what you said about the head. So I'm going to say the trigger for this secret door that you just discovered was shifting the head. As soon as you tilt the head, the eastern wall behind the eastern statue shifts. starts to slide open. It was a secret door.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

You don't do that. And instead, you get to the top of the statue. And I like what you said about the head. So I'm going to say the trigger for this secret door that you just discovered was shifting the head. As soon as you tilt the head, the eastern wall behind the eastern statue shifts. starts to slide open. It was a secret door.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

You don't do that. And instead, you get to the top of the statue. And I like what you said about the head. So I'm going to say the trigger for this secret door that you just discovered was shifting the head. As soon as you tilt the head, the eastern wall behind the eastern statue shifts. starts to slide open. It was a secret door.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

But not to a speakeasy, it seems like there's another staircase now going down to the east that opens up into a big dwarven hall. Kind of think Moria, where the pillars seem to be disappearing into the distance. You can tell that there is a big room down these stairs. And you did not set off any traps. Congratulations. Nice. Now, that was your action.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

But not to a speakeasy, it seems like there's another staircase now going down to the east that opens up into a big dwarven hall. Kind of think Moria, where the pillars seem to be disappearing into the distance. You can tell that there is a big room down these stairs. And you did not set off any traps. Congratulations. Nice. Now, that was your action.

Pardon My Take
We Finally Finish Our Previous Dungeons and Dragons Campaign With Timm Woods And Nick Turani

But not to a speakeasy, it seems like there's another staircase now going down to the east that opens up into a big dwarven hall. Kind of think Moria, where the pillars seem to be disappearing into the distance. You can tell that there is a big room down these stairs. And you did not set off any traps. Congratulations. Nice. Now, that was your action.