Tina Burke

And so, like you said, a halter neck bodice, figure-hugging silhouette that sort of extended out from the knee into a long two-metre train, by the way.

And the train was embellished with 25,000 pristine ostrich feathers.

Again, who's counting?

And then across her back, like you said, there was, like, cascading tears of jewels, which had, like, a chandelier sort of effect.

And then she wore a six-metre hand-embroidered tulle veil,

with beads, feathers, and hand-cut organza applique to depict poetic imagery of birds and flowers.

And apparently it took 3,000 hours to make the veil and 1,500 hours to make the dress.

Yeah, sure.

That sounds right.

Absolutely insane.

And then Callum wore a suit.

You love him from eternity.

I love him just from TikTok.

Oh, sure.

Just from seeing vids.

But he wore, yeah, Louis Vuitton by Pharrell Williams.

And, yeah, he was there.

He was handsome, looking very James Bond, since that's the vibe he's kind of going for at the moment.

The locals of Palermo, Sicily.

Yeah, they were putting up signs.