Tish Jones
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271 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Tish Jones’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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He doesn't know anything about me. He thinks he knows everything and he does not. We're in couples therapy. We're in couples therapy. We should be because somebody is 90% self-focused.
You've won three?
Shouldn't it be a win-win?
Me.
I love that movie. And I hate it also because it's a representation of what people go through. It's awful. And it was beautifully done. It was a great movie. I've seen that movie. I made my kids watch that movie when they were in high school. We're doing the same.
I just learned I think that's called being agnostic, where you're not religious, but you're very spiritual and you believe in God, where you believe in a God and you pray to God and you do sort of religious practices without adhering to religion. So I think that's what I am. I grew up Southern Baptist, but my mom was also Maharishi, Mahishi yogi. What is that?
That's like some kind of meditation, like they were all white and Birkenstocks and ate macrobiotic.
We'd be here without him.
And he goes, welcome. Have a seat in my living room. Would you like some water?
What if it's a chick?
Oh, Jesus, Lord.
Why would you try to fuck God? That's ridiculous.
That doesn't make sense.
That's our clip. Hold on. Hey, guys, we've got a great episode. That's pretty arrogant to think that she would be into him. It's arrogant, don't you think?
God also created him.
So if she's into you, why would she be into you? Crazy, that's not the way it works. That's not the way it works. What if I try to fuck God? Can I tell you what's crazy? That's so arrogant.
God, this is tish. I am not into God. I'm just an innocent bystander. I wasn't even supposed to be in this episode. Oh, my God. I would have worn a tracksuit. I would have dressed up. He just told me two minutes before it started, you're making biscuits. And I was like, what?
It's too dry. No, this is not how I make biscuits. This is somebody else's recipe. I would not have done it. I make biscuits with my white Louis. I love it.
I don't know this biscuit. I say she's autistically honest. It's corn cheddar something. I've never made anything like this before. It's so dry. I don't know what to do with it.
It's got eggs. Maybe a little. It needs more water. I keep putting water in it, and it's just not enough water. I don't put water in my biscuits.
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