Tom Garratt
speaker
8,781 appearances
28 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2026
last heard 18 Sep
Tom Garratt’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 28 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 9.
Appearances
Like that friend who invites himself along.
But like genuinely I hate him like I I hate anyone in the world and just seeing all the videos of every time he fucking skived a sitter was absolutely useless.
He couldn't touch the ball and control it to save his life.
It was clear clearly the crowds in his head 'cause he fucking couldn't run five yards without fucking up.
It was
But do you know what I I think that's worth it 'cause he was on the floor, but there's screenshots of him on the floor like,
I don't think it I think it's not rent free if it's like that's that game and then we'll get it.
Fifty thousand degrees in here.
I don't think it's rent-free.
I just love to hate him.
It's the same way I love to hate a lot of people in football.
That's what football's about.
You do talk about him every episode.
No, I'll just throw in a little jar because it's my agenda.
Well it's fine now because you you got in that seventeen weeks.
what's weird?
Like it's weird that people like acting like this is Newcastle specific and he's like specific.
It's like every football fan has gone through a time where they've hated a player with I used to hate Henry Lansbury with uh absolute passion because he got Shelby sent off.
Like that's I didn't realise he shaved his box off.
He's luckier than fucking realised as well.
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