Tom Garratt

He broke his leg straight away, didn't he?

Yeah, for what they wanted from him, he's been really bad.

He was meant to be the banker, wasn't he?

The one that could never fail.

fully fit yeah um a Bamiyang lad only 10 million do I have you put it for Fana D is a Bamiyang D he was so bad for them it was only 10 mil yeah and then half a season later sold for free money well spent free golf he used shit as well I don't know what he was an issue in the dressing room running and stuff like his wages would have been ridiculous another hair transplant yeah D good for a quiz answer though isn't it

Okay.

He has been all right.

And 35 million in the grand scheme of things is not crazy.

I think B. But is he a B though?

He is all right.

I mean, he's used when he's needed, isn't he?

And he's on his fifth loan.

I mean, he's destined to be at the... Who was that Brazilian striker they had who just went out on loan every single year?

Joe?

No, no.

He was white with brown hair.

Telly's going off well now.

Do you know who I'm on about?

Yeah, Ronaldo.

Fuck, hang on.