Tom Green

I had a conversation with him about this, and it was pretty interesting because I've kind of, you know, I like to drink, but I kind of quit.

I really have cut back drinking in the last... You know, I quit drinking like three days ago.

No, but stand up, you know.

I wasn't doing stand-up when I was doing my TV show.

I'd done it when I was a kid.

I stopped.

I did my TV show.

Started again like 13, 14 years ago.

I was drinking a lot like I like to drink, like everybody likes to drink.

And I'd go on the road and I started realizing, man, like even if I go drinking Friday night after the show –

My Saturday night shows aren't as good as they could have been because I'm kind of like carrying a little bit of this alcohol around in me from the night before.

I quickly realized, you know, the beginning was like, I'll have a beer on stage, right?

Then I go, oh, I better not have a beer on stage.

I'll wait till after the show to have a drink.

So then after the show Friday night, you know, on the road, it's fun.

You know, you're in Cleveland.

Let's go.

Let's party.

We're in Cleveland.

So, you know, you have a few too many drinks after the show Friday night.