Tom Green

And, of course, I was, you know, younger too, right?

I was, you know, in my 30s.

So you can handle it a little more too than when you're 52.

So...

But then every year that went by, it was like, oh, those Saturday night shows are getting a little harder to get through, you know?

And it's just one too many Saturdays just lying in my hotel room just waiting for the show to start hung over going, oh, my God, and then dreading and being on stage.

So then I decided I was going to quit drinking.

When I'm doing stand-up, so I'm not drinking this weekend until maybe Sunday night.

Maybe we'll have a drink Sunday night.

Maybe even Saturday night.

I could do a hungover show Sunday.

You've got to have a little fun.

Yeah.

No.

I'm just kidding.

You don't bring the IV on stage.

The next day, silly goose.

The next day, you get a high-dose vitamin IV.

Well, the thing that I've been enjoying about kind of scheduling it where it's like I don't drink for a couple of days before a weekend like this when doing five shows is like I find – and this is what I was talking about with Louie about where I had a –

We're not close friends, but I had an opportunity to have a conversation with him about this once and it was pretty cool because the way his mind thinks is so analytical about this type of specific, everything comedy, right?