Tom Green
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But so then, yeah, so then I got two more chickens to keep Loretta company.
And this is kind of breaking news as of yesterday.
These two new chickens came and they hung out with Loretta for the next since, I don't know, August.
And then, well, this is a downer, but yesterday I got a call and the two chickens killed Loretta, the one that was from the different flock.
They pecked her to death last night or two nights ago in the middle of the night.
But anyway, so now you're like, okay, so that sucks.
So now you've got these two murderous chickens.
So now I've got these two fucking murderer chickens, and I'm planning to get more chickens in the spring, so I'm going to get rid of the two chickens.
Start from scratch because I can't keep these new chickens around.
And they were friends for the, well, they were all together for the last.
You know what you're supposed to do.