Tom Green

It's weird to come upon, right?

Yeah.

And so then I have this one chicken left and this is actually kind of sad too.

It's funny, like I literally cried because I was like so upset.

And then my neighbors, you know, who are farmers, you know, are buddies of mine, you know, came over and they were like, oh, look at the chicken feathers everywhere.

And I said, you know, it's like...

Is this normal for me to be crying about this?

I said, do farmers cry?

They go, not over their dead chickens.

I'm like a city guy here crying over my dead chickens.

But so then, yeah, so then I got two more chickens to keep Loretta company.

And this is kind of breaking news as of yesterday.

These two new chickens came and they hung out with Loretta for the next since, I don't know, August.

And then, well, this is a downer, but yesterday I got a call and the two chickens killed Loretta, the one that was from the different flock.

Really?

They pecked her to death last night or two nights ago in the middle of the night.

Yeah, that's a downer.

But anyway, so now you're like, okay, so that sucks.

So now you've got these two murderous chickens.

So now I've got these two fucking murderer chickens, and I'm planning to get more chickens in the spring, so I'm going to get rid of the two chickens.