Tom Pardoe

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The Dozen with Liam Tuffs · Confessions of a PARA: Tom Pardoe · 9 Jul 2026 podcast

I was like, what?

And then there was two of them in there.

There was a Scottish lad and another lad.

I'm not sure where he's from.

I think his name's Charlie or something.

And there was two of them and I was like, right.

Two on one, let's have it.

Two on one, thinking, I was pissed.

And one of them shat it, thank fuck.

Fuck, he shat it.

And I was like, ah.

So I ended up having it with this other lad.

And I gassed out, absolutely weighed me in.

Some lad, absolutely weighed me in.

And same again happened in Colchester.

We were out on the piss.

being idiots, and, we ended up getting into a, me and my mate, Panned, call him Panned, because he got a, he got walloped by a pan, across the side of his head, and his head was literally like that, we went out, we were on the boxing team at the time, so you're not allowed to go on the piss or booze, and we were like, fuck it, let's go out, let's go out, we're not going to get caught, went out, I did a backflip, landed on me face, see that scar there, that's what that's from, doing a backflip, landing on me face, split my head open, and we were like, sweet, let's stay on the piss,

walking down the road and two lads, two Essex lads were stood there and walking past them and I think one of them was like, and I'll let on to everyone me, I'll be like, what's happening boys?

Someone must have been like, what's happening, you okay?

And one of them was like, you fucking what?

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