Tom Schwartz

Guys, I know I'm straight, but I just was like, I feel, I've never felt more myself than I did at the Abbey in West Hollywood, pursuing my dream of being an actor, living with Tom and Jack. Anyways, I just felt like I was at the right place at the right time, and everything was coming together. Did you feel that when you first moved here? I did.

Guys, I know I'm straight, but I just was like, I feel, I've never felt more myself than I did at the Abbey in West Hollywood, pursuing my dream of being an actor, living with Tom and Jack. Anyways, I just felt like I was at the right place at the right time, and everything was coming together. Did you feel that when you first moved here? I did.

No, it was terrifying. I had a pretty good job. I wasn't like raking it in. But once I got out here, I had $3,600. And it was gone in like a month and a half between rent, first and last month's rent. And I felt like I didn't have a pot to piss in. But it was gig economy. We grinded it out. We had no shame. Never said no to a job.

No, it was terrifying. I had a pretty good job. I wasn't like raking it in. But once I got out here, I had $3,600. And it was gone in like a month and a half between rent, first and last month's rent. And I felt like I didn't have a pot to piss in. But it was gig economy. We grinded it out. We had no shame. Never said no to a job.

The true testament to one's commitment to being out here is how low will you stoop? How many times, Zach, have you had to pass champagne out shirtless at a private party? Or d'oeuvres, chicken tandoor with mango chutney with your shirt off? I've been there, done that a few times.

The true testament to one's commitment to being out here is how low will you stoop? How many times, Zach, have you had to pass champagne out shirtless at a private party? Or d'oeuvres, chicken tandoor with mango chutney with your shirt off? I've been there, done that a few times.

They told me to put my shirt back on. One time I was at a party. One time I was at a party, because we worked a lot of private parties, really cool clients. Really great jobs. A lot of the times, in case you guys are wondering, they would pay us maybe $300 flat rate for the night, and then they'd throw us out an extra $100. So it's like $400, you work like three, four hours.

They told me to put my shirt back on. One time I was at a party. One time I was at a party, because we worked a lot of private parties, really cool clients. Really great jobs. A lot of the times, in case you guys are wondering, they would pay us maybe $300 flat rate for the night, and then they'd throw us out an extra $100. So it's like $400, you work like three, four hours.

I remember one night in particular, we were bartending a gay birthday. It was me and Jax. It was so fun. Everybody was so sweet. But we had our shirts off, And no, no, excuse me. We did not have our shirts off. And I was like, I was hot. I took my shirt off and Jax had his shirt on the whole time. And I remember they kept cheering for him to take his shirt off. This is like 2009.

I remember one night in particular, we were bartending a gay birthday. It was me and Jax. It was so fun. Everybody was so sweet. But we had our shirts off, And no, no, excuse me. We did not have our shirts off. And I was like, I was hot. I took my shirt off and Jax had his shirt on the whole time. And I remember they kept cheering for him to take his shirt off. This is like 2009.

And I was like, you guys, I've had my shirt off the whole time. And somebody goes, who cares?

And I was like, you guys, I've had my shirt off the whole time. And somebody goes, who cares?

that i'm scarred whoever said that i hope you you're still scarred i'm still i see i see it in your eyes right now put my shirt right back i don't want to make it sound like we were whoring ourselves out because we weren't they were super fun and respectful chill parties but like you know but yeah it's if you had your shirt off hello it's eye candy yeah but i yeah i've never taken my shirt off but i've done every other thing you know under the like i i

that i'm scarred whoever said that i hope you you're still scarred i'm still i see i see it in your eyes right now put my shirt right back i don't want to make it sound like we were whoring ourselves out because we weren't they were super fun and respectful chill parties but like you know but yeah it's if you had your shirt off hello it's eye candy yeah but i yeah i've never taken my shirt off but i've done every other thing you know under the like i i

I'm high-fiving.

I'm high-fiving.

Do you have any questions for me or anything?

Do you have any questions for me or anything?

Quiz me.

Quiz me.