Tom Schwartz
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
And I was like, Schwartz, you have to go.
We're leaving in five minutes.
And you were like, what?
So I dressed you.
I picked out random clothes for you to dress.
You go to the golf course.
You film the scene.
We come back.
And you were like...
That's what I was wearing?
And then that happens to be the scene that Rihanna watches, said she loves, posted to her Instagram, was the one where you were in the weirdest outfit from being wasted.
I have more wake-up stories with you.
There was one time in New Orleans when I had to wake you up.
And I was knocking on the door because I always would knock before I would use my key.
I knocked on the door.
You eventually came and answered.
And you stood there in front of me.
You're probably blacked out.
Your back pocket gets caught.
The back of your pocket gets caught on the door handle.