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Wait, can I ask you how your first Watch What Happens Live experience went?

Honeymoon, first time meeting Andy Cohen, New York City.

I know a little bit about Boca.

I'm not Jewish.

I'm a Schwartz.

Kind of aloof.

Wait, this is lore, but I don't want you to say the name, even if you were willing to.

yeah that's juicy oh this is a juicy scoop yeah shout out to heather um okay that's cool i like laura i love a song obviously it comes isn't it ironic yeah it really is yeah don't you think yeah we still talk he's very supportive of my song he told me he sent it to his mother i'm supportive too yeah but the song's about me fucking him and he sent it to his mom

Sorry, I'm laughing right now.

Wait, how you, okay, how you feeling back?

Excuse me, am I drunk?

How you feeling looking back?