Tom Schwartz

We'll shame the owners. No, no. It's a sprinkler system for the owners to run away. The puppies are fine. Okay, yeah. I was going to, you know, everyone was against the electrocution. I got it. It wasn't their fault. It's the owner's fault. So we're going to put.

We'll shame the owners. No, no. It's a sprinkler system for the owners to run away. The puppies are fine. Okay, yeah. I was going to, you know, everyone was against the electrocution. I got it. It wasn't their fault. It's the owner's fault. So we're going to put.

sprinkler systems on all four points of the front yard and they'll all turn on there were talks of uh electrocution at some point that's kind of draconian there yeah that's the farmer boy in me yeah it's not the animal's fault and i realized looking around la it's not the animal's fault it's the owner's fault can i ask you an eye roll question yeah what's the fastest you've ever hung a tv

sprinkler systems on all four points of the front yard and they'll all turn on there were talks of uh electrocution at some point that's kind of draconian there yeah that's the farmer boy in me yeah it's not the animal's fault and i realized looking around la it's not the animal's fault it's the owner's fault can i ask you an eye roll question yeah what's the fastest you've ever hung a tv

I mean, when I did it on timer, I didn't even hit any studs and it fell off the wall.

I mean, when I did it on timer, I didn't even hit any studs and it fell off the wall.

I'm not going to say who made me ask that, but you just ruined the whole podcast.

I'm not going to say who made me ask that, but you just ruined the whole podcast.

Wait, way to make it about that guy. All right. Crop top wedding dresses, yes or no? Listen, if that's what she's feeling, that's fine by me. At least she made a choice, okay? And I'd rather her make a choice than do something that everybody else wants her to do.

Wait, way to make it about that guy. All right. Crop top wedding dresses, yes or no? Listen, if that's what she's feeling, that's fine by me. At least she made a choice, okay? And I'd rather her make a choice than do something that everybody else wants her to do.

Honestly, I commend her for going for it.

Honestly, I commend her for going for it.

I like people who take chances and go big. You know what I mean? She made a choice, and that was her choice.

I like people who take chances and go big. You know what I mean? She made a choice, and that was her choice.

You guys, this is one of my go-to pieces of advice. Better a life of oh-wells than what-ifs. What if I didn't wear a crop top at my wedding? Would the world be the same? Butterfly effect.

You guys, this is one of my go-to pieces of advice. Better a life of oh-wells than what-ifs. What if I didn't wear a crop top at my wedding? Would the world be the same? Butterfly effect.

No, it's a solid question to ask.

No, it's a solid question to ask.

Do you watch a decent amount of Bravo? What's your favorite show on Bravo?

Do you watch a decent amount of Bravo? What's your favorite show on Bravo?