Tom Schwartz

You guys probably crossed paths. Oh my God.

You guys probably crossed paths. Oh my God.

You guys probably crossed paths. Oh my God.

In a parallel universe, I just signed an eight-figure contract for my podcast, and you are just coming off Vanderpump Rules with Jax and Tom.

In a parallel universe, I just signed an eight-figure contract for my podcast, and you are just coming off Vanderpump Rules with Jax and Tom.

In a parallel universe, I just signed an eight-figure contract for my podcast, and you are just coming off Vanderpump Rules with Jax and Tom.

No, we are. I know. I would love to watch... Would you guys ever consider doing a reality show? Absolutely not. Oh, okay.

No, we are. I know. I would love to watch... Would you guys ever consider doing a reality show? Absolutely not. Oh, okay.

No, we are. I know. I would love to watch... Would you guys ever consider doing a reality show? Absolutely not. Oh, okay.

At our dinner table. Yeah.

At our dinner table. Yeah.

At our dinner table. Yeah.

that was the unspoken rule i mean it wasn't in the contract you know it wasn't it wasn't written out verbatim but yeah like once we signed that contract it was like all the filters are off nothing is sacred um and um we we fully committed to the can i ask you a question that's been asked of me that in this full disclosure i when i was asked this question i would roll my eyes and be like no absolutely not but like oftentimes

that was the unspoken rule i mean it wasn't in the contract you know it wasn't it wasn't written out verbatim but yeah like once we signed that contract it was like all the filters are off nothing is sacred um and um we we fully committed to the can i ask you a question that's been asked of me that in this full disclosure i when i was asked this question i would roll my eyes and be like no absolutely not but like oftentimes

that was the unspoken rule i mean it wasn't in the contract you know it wasn't it wasn't written out verbatim but yeah like once we signed that contract it was like all the filters are off nothing is sacred um and um we we fully committed to the can i ask you a question that's been asked of me that in this full disclosure i when i was asked this question i would roll my eyes and be like no absolutely not but like oftentimes

Those are the best villains, by the way, the villains who don't think they're a villain. Everybody knows that. Yeah.

Those are the best villains, by the way, the villains who don't think they're a villain. Everybody knows that. Yeah.

Those are the best villains, by the way, the villains who don't think they're a villain. Everybody knows that. Yeah.

seeing people in bravo world try to be the villains and like it is some of their bad behavior performative not i don't need you to call it any names no it's okay answering this question um it's a great question and yeah i mean with a lot of different shows like they're you know like a lot of shows are soft scripted i never had one moment in the history of vanderpump rules where i felt like they tried to put words in my mouth or stovepipe me isn't that the industry term stovepiping i've never heard of stovepiping

seeing people in bravo world try to be the villains and like it is some of their bad behavior performative not i don't need you to call it any names no it's okay answering this question um it's a great question and yeah i mean with a lot of different shows like they're you know like a lot of shows are soft scripted i never had one moment in the history of vanderpump rules where i felt like they tried to put words in my mouth or stovepipe me isn't that the industry term stovepiping i've never heard of stovepiping