Tom Schwartz
speaker
10,653 appearances
34 recordings
3 series
first heard Apr 2025
last heard 5d ago
Tom Schwartz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah.
Little DTMF?
How about a little more sentiment?
This is
This is just a reminder.
To show your parents.
Some more love.
Right?
I guess the idea isn't to
Make you feel better about
The cold inevitability of losing the people you love the most, but just
Of it while they're here, man.
Listen.
They give us life, your mom.
Incubated it.
You in her tummy for like nine months.
Hormones going crazy.
Then went into labor.
And squeezed you out in the most agonizing way possible.
And then I have the audacity like mom, I can't talk today.
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