Tom Schwartz
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I got shamed at the pool in Miami. They're like, you are the pastiest human being I've ever seen in my life. Someone told me that. We said this to you.
Why am I always sweaty?
Why am I always sweaty?
Why am I always sweaty?
I went to the Valley premiere and I saw some of my interviews on the red carpet. I'm like, I was sweating profusely. Okay. They're like, what kind of drugs? Do you run hot? Not on any drugs.
I went to the Valley premiere and I saw some of my interviews on the red carpet. I'm like, I was sweating profusely. Okay. They're like, what kind of drugs? Do you run hot? Not on any drugs.
I went to the Valley premiere and I saw some of my interviews on the red carpet. I'm like, I was sweating profusely. Okay. They're like, what kind of drugs? Do you run hot? Not on any drugs.
I do.
I do.
I do.
Yeah. In my defense, I did an hour of cardio before I came here.
Yeah. In my defense, I did an hour of cardio before I came here.
Yeah. In my defense, I did an hour of cardio before I came here.
I woke up at like six.
I woke up at like six.
I woke up at like six.
It took me 42 years, but I am adult Tom.
It took me 42 years, but I am adult Tom.
It took me 42 years, but I am adult Tom.
shug and him could have a baby together she wants a baby your your glasses do fog up every so often and i can't see your eyeballs sometimes i still feel like are you that hot why are your glasses fogging up like i can't help it is it that hot in here um no i run hot do you need a moment you're acting like i've been like so did tom cheat on you've been so easy on me You know what?