Tom Segura
speaker
30,769 appearances
112 recordings
13 series
first heard Sep 2022
last heard 16 Sep
Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So you have to find them.
It takes you a long fucking time.
And you suck a lot of dick.
I suck his dick a lot.
Oh, you do?
Yeah.
That's really nice.
I have to keep him around somehow.
The personality can only go so far.
Do you surprise him with it?
No.
Well, sometimes.
But then the other day I like bent down to do it and like crouched and both my knees buckled and I was like, oh God, this can't be a track.
You're like clacking.
Was it a crack of just aging knees?
I couldn't get up.
He had to bring me back up.
I was like, good job.
Get up.
Pathetic.
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