Tom Segura

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30,806 appearances 113 recordings 13 series first heard Sep 2022 last heard yesterday

Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Walking around thinking about your calves.

How big did he get?

Like obviously big?

I think, no, no, not like Jesus.

You look like a bodybuilder.

I would, if I'm getting calves- He just had- I'm getting E's playing back there.

But I always think about, can you imagine when that, like, something goes wrong with it, and then someone's like, what's going on?

Your calf is drooping right now, you know?

Yeah, it's all fucking saggy.

And they have to cut you open and take your calf implant out.

Do you want to hear something fucked?

I just saw this on TikTok.

This girl, she kept her saline tits.

They cut them out, and they keep them for five years in case whatever.

Fucking mold.

Mold was building up in both the saline.

So if you're going to get your tits done, get whatever the other thing is.

Get the other tit thing done.

Get air.

This guy, though, you have to give him credit.

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