Tom Segura
speaker
30,806 appearances
113 recordings
13 series
first heard Sep 2022
last heard yesterday
Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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recordings per month · last 12 monthsRecordings per month over the last 12 months — 43 in all, peaking in May 2026 with 7.
Appearances
I was available.
How do you know?
Because I had nothing.
I never made it going on.
Don't try to call.
I'm like, I have nothing.
I don't believe you.
Wait, I have to play the opening clip for you, okay?
Oh, fuck.
No, this one's a good one.
It's a fun one.
I'm getting the garbage ready.
No, this one's going to make you laugh.
It's not gross.
You said that last time, and then Earl Petersman, or whatever the fuck his name was, I fucking almost barfed.
Norm fucking Poutine Pig.
Norm Somerton.
No, I hate that guy.
I'm very upset with him, too.
He has not called me back in years.
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