Tom Segura
speaker
30,806 appearances
113 recordings
13 series
first heard Sep 2022
last heard 2d ago
Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Fuck your family.
Sign right here.
That's so insane.
Something on the plane here happened that I feel like is a very your mom's house thing.
This man was burping behind me.
Thank you for putting me in first class.
But of course, the guy directly behind me, behind the curtain, was belching in a way that I actually don't understand.
Or loud.
Loud.
Do you know the way, have you ever heard a dog barf, right?
When it's like barfing foam?
Yeah.
That.
That's how he was on a plane?
The whole flight.
At first, I was like, I'm having a weird dream.
And then I woke up and I was like, that can't be real.
And then I took my AirPod off and the girl beside me was like, and I was like, behind.
So I kept them out for a second.
and then I turned around I saw the guy scary scary white man he looked scary because I wanted to say something but red face like fucking yoked out like huge headphones on I'm like if I said something he looked like I was did he have like like roid rage kind of look yes is that something
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