Tom Segura

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30,806 appearances 113 recordings 13 series first heard Sep 2022 last heard 6d ago

Tom Segura’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I gave her the cheek.

And I was like, you shouldn't advertise like this.

You were in a very dark place.

Well, she knows what she's doing.

That's like, there was a guy that I went out with and then I only saw him at night.

And then I saw him in the daytime once and his teeth were this, they were this wood.

This wood color?

They were slabs of wood.

It was, I was like, unbelievable.

Yeah.

I'm like, I kissed that?

Yeah.

Those wooden coffin teeth were in my mouth?

This woman's skin is what did it to me.

Skin.

The skin was just...

What was it time like acne craters and like scars?

Yeah, do you?

Sorry, do you have a thing for teeth like nice teeth?

I do have you not see my no like

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