Tom Simon

You're a parent.

I'm a parent.

I would be very disturbed if there was a dude out there making child materials with my kid's face on it, whether he's shooting it out at a football game with a t-shirt gun or enjoying it for his own jerk-off sessions.

But stay tuned.

I mean, this is going to be the future, right?

Yeah.

So what's your guess then?

Let's lock you in on this.

Bring in a pediatrician and say, this is the body of a 12-year-old as your expert witness.

Five years.

All right, man.

Well, I don't want to belabor this because I find this topic so unsettling, but I do think it's interesting from a technological discussion like we've been having.

He got 25 years in prison?

Holy shit.

And he played guilty to that?

Might as well go to trial.

Yeah, really, at that point, why not?

Again, I was explaining to our mutual friend today whose show I did, Bubba the Love Sponge, that the plea bargains don't have a sentence attached to it.

The judge always gets to make the sentence.

The government will say, well, I'm recommending that he go by the guidelines.