Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 3.

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Genuinely, I got pinched the other day and I was like, don't fucking ever do that to me.

I genuinely, I can't everything just shuts me down.

I'm not ready for this world.

I'm like a newborn baby that hasn't adjusted yet.

You know what I mean?

If you drop me

Chewing gum.

Don't do that.

Just have a mint.

Um sofas made out of leather.

Why the fuck are you doing that?

Have a sofa that's c definite uh uh unless they're overwhelmingly comfy.

Get one that's really nice and you can use it.

When you try and stand up afterwards, you'll sweat, you stick to them.

Uh the gym?

Don't really get protein, just the concept of protein.

This thing just showed up the other year and now everyone has it in a protein is a bit of a

Everyone, I'm not even taking the piss.

You go to like everywhere and everything, and it's like, we've put protein in this fucking thing, so eat it.

No, I don't even know what it is.

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