Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 3.

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I ping awake, for some reason I've just been pinging awake at six AM.

I don't even know why.

Anyway, I I I don't I can't have any breakfast now.

Breakfast is banned in my house.

What?

Don't have no kitchen anymore.

They've took my ki someone's r some Someone's took my kitchen.

Well, what I did was I went co op bakery.

I went in there.

They hadn't even bloody done it yet.

I went in so early.

I had to stand there and say, Can I have one?

They said, Just wait.

So I had to wait for the croissant.

Piping art came out.

It was bloody beautiful.

Then I had one of those naked green smoothies.

Because I was having a pan of chocolat and a smoothie because I figured they contrast each other because one is healthy and one's not.

Anyway, finally, I go to the car.

It's pissing it down my rain.

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