Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Shut Up I’m Talking · Tom on his fake marriage, lying as a creator & more viewer questions · 21 Jun 2026 podcast

Specifically gay in that arsehole humor.

And moments of and what's happening.

I grab my hands around it.

I'm plagued by intrusive thoughts.

I I'm thinking one minute till I go on stage, Jack, I cannot let go of this.

I'm freaking the hell out now.

Because all I'm thinking about is my arsehole and all of the possibilities that could happen to it that could be bad.

What if it falls off or something?

I'm thinking about everything.

What if all of it happens?

What if the worst thing happens?

I cannot focus.

I hear them to call.

Tom Simons I stumble on stage, afraid of my own body.

and even more afraid of the crowd in front of me.

I grab the mic and I think

But luckily in that moment, like like like if like have you ever seen um on the seafront you see the clouds part and they allow the sun to come in.

That was the clarity that I got from the judgment of an audience where I stood on stage and went, Um, uh um uh 'cause I was thinking so in depth about my own arsehole.

But the clouds part.

Or in case like I don't know, like time like a time travel situation where then there's a younger me watching me and it'd freak him out.

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