Tom Simons

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1,318 appearances 3 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 21 Jun

Tom Simons’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 3 in all, peaking in Jun 2026 with 3.

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If you weren't here, if you were dead, if you had never been born, I'd never be wet right now.

I mean that is possibly true.

Yeah, it is.

No, can people see your pants now though?

What could people see?

Okay, apparently is fine.

You can take pictures if you want, man.

But um

Run too ill for this shit.

All my pages are.

Just get over it, be somewhere.

The colours bled through and so no.

Whatever.

Right.

Well it's funny about the

What it was.

Jack.

That could be a new segment.

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